April 23, 2012

I Prefer Negative Nicki Over Nancy

I am a pretty funny forward person. By forward, I mean vulgar. One of my all-time, favorite things to do, is to laugh. I laugh at pretty much anything that is comical, and I don't mean stupid comedy. I hate, okay hate is a big word that is used a little too loosely, so let me compensate, I despise Will Farrell. I realize on that comment alone I will more than likely lose followers/readers. I am not over worried though. It's not like I have an undying amount of people checking out my blog on a daily bases. So, just for the simple fact that I don't enjoy anything Will Farrell, my blog views will drop from 10 to a mere 3. Okay, 10 is an over estimate, but you see my point.

This post may offend you, since I have a potty mouth and don't really give a rats ass at this point. I try really hard not to cuss on here, but it's one of those days and I don't give a flying fuck. You see, one of those days. Well the one thing that is keeping me sane and somewhat chipper are witty tweets and texts. A theory of mine, (which more than likely doesn't pertain to anything of importance, or makes sense, like many of my theories) to be truly funny, you must make someone actually "LOL"when reading. For example, laughing out loud over a billboard, tweet, poster, text, etc. Here are some that has got me going today:
"I hate it when people are at your house and ask 'Do you have a bathroom?' No, we shit in the yard."

Best: "Sometimes I hate everyone..."
Me: "I think I hate everyone everyday."

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"I'm punching anyone who says YOLO...I wish I could punch myself for just saying it."

"Everybody I know is either getting married or pregnant. I am just getting more awesome."

"You text him, he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted."

"Now that soccer is over, I never know when to shower."

"That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing."

And these photos..
And when looking back on this semester...
Like I said..today is just one of those days.
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2 comments:

  1. YES. this. is. my. life. I love that you quoted me in here. (: also check out the entire site that the tweet came from. I've been dying in this lounge and getting weird looks. It's definitely one of those days. love you.

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