Describe Your Perfect Date.

This is just the thing to describe the weather right now! Also, what are the odds that it is April, 25th? Damn you Cheryl Frasier, on all of your accounts of failure to answer the question intelligently, you have stated a wonderful description for today. If I was ever in a pageant, I would want to be exactly like Gracie Lou Freebush. I love this movie, maybe I will go watch it. Have an amazing day loves!

I Prefer Negative Nicki Over Nancy

I am a pretty funny forward person. By forward, I mean vulgar. One of my all-time, favorite things to do, is to laugh. I laugh at pretty much anything that is comical, and I don't mean stupid comedy. I hate, okay hate is a big word that is used a little too loosely, so let me compensate, I despise Will Farrell. I realize on that comment alone I will more than likely lose followers/readers. I am not over worried though. It's not like I have an undying amount of people checking out my blog on a daily bases. So, just for the simple fact that I don't enjoy anything Will Farrell, my blog views will drop from 10 to a mere 3. Okay, 10 is an over estimate, but you see my point.

This post may offend you, since I have a potty mouth and don't really give a rats ass at this point. I try really hard not to cuss on here, but it's one of those days and I don't give a flying fuck. You see, one of those days. Well the one thing that is keeping me sane and somewhat chipper are witty tweets and texts. A theory of mine, (which more than likely doesn't pertain to anything of importance, or makes sense, like many of my theories) to be truly funny, you must make someone actually "LOL"when reading. For example, laughing out loud over a billboard, tweet, poster, text, etc. Here are some that has got me going today:
"I hate it when people are at your house and ask 'Do you have a bathroom?' No, we shit in the yard."

Best: "Sometimes I hate everyone..."

Me: "I think I hate everyone everyday."

"I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus."

"I'm punching anyone who says YOLO...I wish I could punch myself for just saying it."

"Everybody I know is either getting married or pregnant. I am just getting more awesome."

"You text him, he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted."

"Now that soccer is over, I never know when to shower."

"That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing."

And these photos..

And when looking back on this semester...

Like I said..today is just one of those days.

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Well Played.

I think this says enough.

I Am Such A Boy Sometimes.

Lately, I have been a topnotch video gamer. One day, the roommates and I decided to try to do something other than sleep and watch movies (sleeping and movie time are some of my top favorite activities to do), we chose to play Xbox. We have a whopping 3 games to choose from: FIFA, Call of Duty and James Bond 007. Since we are all soccer players and refuse to play soccer outside of practice, we scratched FIFA off the list. Then it came down to Call of Duty and James Bond, and lets face it, James is such a good looking guy. So, we ultimately chose 007. Since then, we have developed a slight obsession of the game. We play nearly every day and it's brought into conversation multiples times throughout the day. We are becoming pretty awesome at it..for girls anyways. Bring it on boys.

At first, this was us. "How do you shoot?"--"I am lost and can't find anyone, where are you?"--"BOOM! Kill streak...shoot I just killed myself with my own grenade."...yeah, we said stuff like that.

Perfect Scenarios.

Today I needed a little pep in my step. I wandered across all of these online, and they just got better and better the further I scrolled down. I love pictures like these. They just make me happy, and they are so true! How was your weekend? These last few weeks of school are going to be ridiculous since there are only a few weeks left. It's crazy to even think that my sophomore year of college is about over. Wait, wasn't I just in high school? Ya, I thought so too.

WHEN SOMEONE STEPS ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHOE

WHEN YOU'RE AT A RESTAURANT AND YOU SEE YOUR FOOD COMING

 WHEN YOU CONFESS TO YOUR PARENTS YOU DID SOMETHING BAD

WHEN PEOPLE DON'T WARN YOU BEFORE TAKING A PICTURE 

 WHEN YOU HAVE A SNEEZE, BUT IT WON'T COME OUT

 WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BACK SEAT AND THE FRONT WINDOWS ARE DOWN